Full disclosure here, everyone: there are affiliate links on this site. I know, I know, everyone does it and readers really, really like it, but I want to be up front that some of the links on here will take you to products that, if purchased by readers, could generate money for the site.
So far, this has not happened.
I am embracing terminal capitalism, what are you doing??? If I remember to, I will make affiliate links appear GOLD in color. If I remember.
Here, buy this machete: AFFILIATE LINK TO A MACHETE