Phone… Bed… Phone-Bed?

Yes, hello, and I’m sorry. Everyone, this is the Phone Bed by Arianna Huffington, available exclusively on Amazon. It is a bed for your phone, which Arianna thinks everyone needs to help them sleep better. You just plug in your phone, tuck it in, untuck it and check Instagram two more times, then really tuck it in and go to sleep. It charges your phone overnight and frees you from the sleep-killing danger of being near your phone but unable to control yourself.

Seriously. What the hell is wrong with everyone? The perfect synthesis of pointless product creation and technological guilt-mongering. Also, feel free to click through to watch the astounding video. Phone bed.

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